i fear for humanity's future. thanks.

The Day The HTML Died

windscryer Jan 17, 2012 21:25

I will not be online tomorrow. They want to see what the Internet is like without all those pesky users running wild causing anarchy? So be it. I'll see all y'all on Thursday.

/strike

remind me to kill you later, this is like so important omj, *not amused*, blackout, stop! hammertime., why i love fandom, i fear for humanity's future. thanks., and by 'evil' i mean 'stupid', stand back--she might asplode, *hates*, brb gonna cut a bitch kthxbai, is that a thing? i'm making it a thing., let silence speak all the words i cannot, my pimp hand; let me show you it, goals i haz them, this is why i write, *bleepitybleepbleep*, winged bears? it's the end times!, there are evils in your cheerios!!! =o, when fangirls attack..., for narnia! ... i mean... camelot!, invasion of the flopping dickweasels, exorcism, no srsly wtf are you doing guys?, i can haz explanashun?, no job gives me time to plot against you, srslywtf?, i have an attack impala. your move., this is not my joking face, *conflicted but determined*, just when you think it's safe..., don't make me get the whump stick, our doom is at hand!, *hotch!face*, #protest, you wouldn't like me when i'm angry, fuck you very much, i know where i've been, some people's kids

I'm not surprised or even angry, really.

windscryer Aug 30, 2011 21:23

( In fact, resignation almost seems like too much work at this point. )

remind me to kill you later, i go to uv-fucking-u, i can haz explanashun?, srslywtf?, there is not enough prozac in the world, some days i miss the open ocean, i have an attack impala. your move., no i don't have anything better to do., i fear for humanity's future. thanks., just when you think it's safe..., and by 'evil' i mean 'stupid', snark is my anti-drug, brb gonna cut a bitch kthxbai, our doom is at hand!, my pimp hand; let me show you it, *facepalm*, *bleepitybleepbleep*, ranty rant, there are evils in your cheerios!!! =o, *iz confused*, *headdesk*, school is 4 losers (and toys'r'us kids), no srsly wtf are you doing guys?, some people's kids

An Open Letter to the US Postal Service

windscryer Jan 16, 2011 16:58

Dear USPS ( Read more... )

dear blank/sincerely blank, waitwhut?, there is not enough prozac in the world, my address is classified top sekrit, some days i miss the open ocean, i have an attack impala. your move., i fear for humanity's future. thanks., just when you think it's safe..., and by 'evil' i mean 'stupid', *hates*, snark is my anti-drug, i choose the internetz b/c rl sux, *facepalm*, winged bears? it's the end times!, ranty rant, there are evils in your cheerios!!! =o, you wouldn't like me when i'm angry, *headdesk*

It's not that it snapped the bungee cord on my suspension of disbelief...

windscryer Jan 09, 2011 15:50

...it's that I was handed a package of Silly Bandz and asked to jump into the Grand Canyon ( Read more... )

remind me to kill you later, *cries*, waitwhut?, some days i miss the open ocean, i fear for humanity's future. thanks., just when you think it's safe..., and by 'evil' i mean 'stupid', *runs screaming into a wall face first*, *dies laughing*, our doom is at hand!, *facepalm*, winged bears? it's the end times!, there are evils in your cheerios!!! =o, zomj!!!!!, *iz confused*, dumb people are funny, lolz r good 4 soul/bad 4 pants, killed ded by the awesome, *headdesk*, some people's kids